1
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IT'S GOOD, YEAH?
MM-HMM.

2
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HMM-MMM, MLI.

3
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THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.

4
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ON THE APPLE CRUMBLE SCALE,

5
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WHICH I'M PERFECTLY AWARE
DOES NOT EXIST,

6
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THAT WAS A 9.99.

7
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THANKS FOR INVITING US.
IT'S VERY GOOD.

8
00:00:21,921 --> 00:00:23,223
WELL, I THINK IT'S GREAT.

9
00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:24,758
WOULD YOU LIKE
ANOTHER BOWL?

10
00:00:24,924 --> 00:00:26,659
NO, I MEANT GETTING
TOGETHER LIKE THIS.

11
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OH.

12
00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,562
WE SHOULD DO IT
MORE OFTEN,

13
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LIKE WHEN WE WENT
TO GREY CUP.

14
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OH, YEAH... THE GREY CUP.
THAT WAS A--A GREAT GAME.

15
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A HELL OF A GAME.

16
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OH-HO, YEAH.

17
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THERE'S A GAME NOT TO MISS.

18
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I'M GLAD
I WAS THERE.

19
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THAT'S HOW TO SEE
A FOOTBALL GAME.

20
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IT'S JUST TOO BAD WE
COULDN'T HAVE ALL SAT TOGETHER.

21
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YEAH.

22
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YEAH, DAVIS.

23
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WELL, BY SPLITTING UP INTO
PAIRS, WE GOT BETTER SEATS.

24
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LIKE NOAH'S ARK.

25
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THANK GOD IT DIDN'T RAIN.

26
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YEAH.
YEAH.

27
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♪ YOU CAN TELL ME THAT
YOUR DOG RAN AWAY ♪

28
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♪ THEN TELL ME THAT
IT TOOK THREE DAYS ♪

29
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♪ I'VE HEARD EVERY JOKE
I'VE HEARD EVERY ONE YOU SAY ♪

30
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♪ YOU THINK THERE'S
NOT A LOT GOIN' ON ♪

31
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♪ LOOK CLOSER
BABY YOU'RE SO WRONG ♪

32
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♪ AND THAT'S WHY
YOU CAN STAY SO LONG ♪

33
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♪ WHERE THERE'S NOT
A LOT GOIN' ON ♪

34
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YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS
THOUGHT OF A SHORTCUT

35
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AS SOMETHING
THAT SAVES TIME.

36
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I NEVER SAID
THIS WAS A SHORTCUT.

37
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DID I USE
THE TERM SHORTCUT?

38
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YES.

39
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YOU SAID, "LET'S TAKE THE
GRID ROAD. IT'S A SHORTCUT."

40
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OH, YEAH. WELL, DON'T WORRY.
WE GOT LOTS OF TIME.

41
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WE'RE STILL GONNA
MAKE THE GAME.

42
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S
WRONG WITH THE CAR?

43
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THIS IS A 1968 OLDSMOBILE
CUTLASS, 350 4 BARREL.

44
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IT'S GOT NO
CATALYTIC CONVERTER.

45
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I DON'T WANT TO GET
OVERLY TECHNICAL.

46
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WE'RE OUTTA GAS.
WE'RE OUTTA GAS.

47
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OH, GREAT.

48
00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:09,162
I FEEL LIKE I'M IN
HIGH SCHOOL AGAIN.

49
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DON'T WORRY, I WON'T
PUT THE MOVES ON YA.

50
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NO, IN HIGH SCHOOL
WE RAN OUT OF GAS A LOT.

51
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OH.

52
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THIS MUST BE KIND OF
EMBARRASSING FOR YOU,

53
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RUNNING OUT OF GAS WHEN
YOU OWN A GAS STATION.

54
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I GOT A JERRY CAN
IN THE TRUNK.

55
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WELL, THIS MUST BE KIND
OF EMBARRASSING FOR YOU,

56
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HAVING AN EMPTY JERRY CAN
WHEN YOU OWN A GAS STATION.

57
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WERE YOU THIS ANNOYING
IN HIGH SCHOOL?

58
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I'LL CALL A TOW TRUCK.
NO.

59
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I SAW A FARMHOUSE.
MAYBE WE CAN GET A RIDE.

60
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WELL, BRENT, JUST LET ME
CALL SOMEONE FOR HELP?

61
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THIS IS KIND OF
EMBARRASSING FOR ME.

62
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I OWN A GAS STATION.

63
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WHY ARE WE STOPPING?

64
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BECAUSE I WANT TO VISIT
MY BUDDY, RUSSELL.

65
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HE OWES ME 20 BUCKS.

66
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WHO'S RUSSELL? MY BUDDY.

67
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RUSSELL'S QUITE
A CHARACTER.

68
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I COULD TELL YOU
SOME FUNNY STORIES.

69
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OH, YEAH? LIKE WHAT?

70
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NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

71
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HAVE WE GOT TIME FOR THIS?

72
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WE GOT TIME, JACKASS.

73
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IF I WANTED TO HEAR COMPLAINTS,
I WOULDA DROVE HERE WITH EMMA.

74
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THANKS FOR LETTING
ME TAKE A DETOUR.

75
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AS LONG AS
WE HAVE THE TIME.

76
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IF I WANTED COMPLAINING,
I WOULD HAVE COME WITH OSCAR.

77
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I'M NOT COMPLAINING.
I LOVE SHOPPING.

78
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SOMETIMES A GIRL HAS TO
TAKE CARE OF HERSELF.

79
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SAY TO HECK WITH IT
AND SPLURGE A LITTLE.

80
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HEY, HERE WE ARE.

81
00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:54,867
I BUY EVERYBODY'S TICKETS
ON MY CREDIT CARD,

82
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THEN I GET THE PEOPLE TO PAY ME
BACK AND THAT WAY I GET

83
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THE FREQUENT FLYER POINTS.

84
00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,308
BUT YOU DON'T
LIKE TO FLY.

85
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I KNOW. I JUST LOVE
COLLECTING THE POINTS.

86
00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:05,778
WHAT ABOUT MILES?

87
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OH, NO. I'M OFF MILES.
JUST COLLECTING THE POINTS.

88
00:04:10,883 --> 00:04:12,785
DO YOU HAVE
THE TICKETS?

89
00:04:12,885 --> 00:04:14,821
MAYBE THEY'RE BACK
IN YOUR TRUCK.

90
00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,422
DID YOU CHECK THE
GLOVE COMPARTMENT?

91
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THEY'RE NOT IN THE
GLOVE COMPARTMENT.

92
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HOW CAN YOU BE SURE?

93
00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,361
BECAUSE THAT
COMPARTMENT'S
FOR GLOVES.

94
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YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
PUT OTHER THINGS IN THERE.

95
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I HATE TO THINK WHAT
YOU KEEP IN HANDBAG.

96
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HELLO?

97
00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,975
I DON'T THINK
ANYBODY'S HOME.

98
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I WONDER WHERE
THEY COULD BE.

99
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I DON'T KNOW.

100
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IT'S AS IF THERE'S
A HUGE FOOTBALL GAME ON
IN A NEARBY CITY.

101
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MAYBE THEY GOT THERE BY PUTTING
SOME SORT OF FUEL IN THEIR TANK.

102
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WILL YOU LET ME
CALL A TOW TRUCK?

103
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NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

104
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FOR A GAS MAN, THIS EMPTY
JERRY CAN THING IS LIKE

105
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A BIG PURPLE BADGE OF SHAME.

106
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LET ME GO LOOK
AROUND BACK.

107
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HI.

108
00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,977
MY CAR IS BROKEN DOWN,
OR--OR MAYBE IT BROKE DOWN.

109
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WE DIDN'T RUN OUT OF GAS.

110
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BUT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU
HAPPEN TO HAVE SOME,

111
00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:18,117
MAYBE YOU COULD BRING
SOME ALONG WITH YA.

112
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DO ANY OF YOUR STORIES
ABOUT YOUR BUDDY, RUSSELL,

113
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INVOLVE HIM NOT ANSWERING
THE DOOR?

114
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SHUT UP ABOUT THE STORIES.

115
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HE'S NOT HERE, OSCAR.

116
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HE'S HERE.

117
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JUST TRY THE DOOR.

118
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RUSSELL?

119
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I LOVE SHOPPING HERE.

120
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I BUY ALL MY CHRISTMAS
PRESENTS HERE.

121
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CHRISTMAS?
CAN'T PEOPLE TELL?

122
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NAH. ONCE YOU RIP
THE PRICE TAG OFF,

123
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PEOPLE DON'T KNOW IF
YOU SPENT A HUNDRED BUCKS
OR SEVEN CENTS.

124
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LET'S FACE IT,
PEOPLE AREN'T VERY BRIGHT.

125
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WHAT ABOUT THIS, UM,
BRACELET YOU, UH, BOUGHT
FOR ME FOR CHRISTMAS?

126
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WELL, YEAH.

127
00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:05,765
YEAH, WHERE--WHERE
DID I GET THAT?

128
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I GOT THAT, UM--OH,
HEY, LOOK, STRING.

129
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RUSSELL!

130
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HEY, OSCAR.

131
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DOES YOUR FRIEND, RUSSELL,
LIKE TO LIE ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR

132
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WITH A PHONE IN HIS HAND?

133
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NO.

134
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THEN EITHER THIS GUY
AIN'T RUSSELL

135
00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:28,688
OR YOUR FRIEND RUSSELL IS DEAD.

136
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I TOLD YOU HE WAS HERE.

137
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SUCCESS.

138
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I FILLED IT FROM A JERRY CAN
I FOUND IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK.

139
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NO LONGER A BADGE OF SHAME,
NOW A BADGE OF TRIUMPH.

140
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I WILL NOT BE DEFEAT--
OW, THAT'S HEAVY.

141
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BRENT, YOU CAN'T TAKE
SOMEBODY ELSE'S GAS.

142
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I LEFT A NOTE
AND SOME MONEY.

143
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WE'VE STILL GOT TIME
TO MAKE THE GAME.

144
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I'M JUST GOING TO
MAKE A QUICK CALL.

145
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WHO ARE YOU CALLING?

146
00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:02,388
MY MOTHER.

147
00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:03,189
RIGHT NOW?

148
00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:05,491
YEAH.

149
00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:06,726
HELLO.

150
00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:07,927
HI.

151
00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:11,731
UH, YOU KNOW THAT PROBLEM
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT EARLIER?

152
00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:13,466
HELLO?

153
00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:15,668
I'M CUTTING OUT.

154
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HI. YEAH, LISTEN, UM,
EVERYTHING IS TAKEN CARE OF.

155
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WE'RE ON OUR WAY, SO YOU
DON'T HAVE TO DO THE THING.

156
00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:26,546
OKAY? I LOVE YOU.

157
00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,685
SHE SAYS THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.

158
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THEY MUSTA CAUGHT
A RIDE BACK TO TOWN.

159
00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:40,293
SHE SAID SHE LOVES ME.

160
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SO, SHOULD WE TOW?

161
00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:45,431
WHEN IN DOUBT, TOW.

162
00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:48,668
GOOD OLD RUSSELL.

163
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HE WAS ALWAYS THERE FOR YA
WITH A KIND WORD AND A SMILE.

164
00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:57,310
WE'RE NEVER GONNA
MAKE THE GAME.

165
00:07:57,410 --> 00:08:00,213
AH, THE JERK WAS
ALWAYS MAKIN' ME LATE.

166
00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,648
WE CALLED THE POLICE
LIKE AN HOUR AGO.

167
00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,985
WEREN'T THEY SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
WITHIN 45 MINUTES OR SOMETHING?

168
00:08:06,118 --> 00:08:08,788
THAT'S PIZZA.

169
00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:11,424
LET'S JUST
WRITE A NOTE.

170
00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,459
A NOTE.

171
00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:17,597
MAYBE THAT'S ALL
I'LL GET, IS A NOTE.

172
00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,665
DID YOU EVER
THINK OF THAT?

173
00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:21,667
NO, NOT EVEN ONCE.

174
00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,603
"DEAR POLICE."

175
00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:27,907
WHAT ABOUT THE AMBULANCE GUYS?
YOU DON'T WANT TO SNUB THEM.

176
00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:34,280
"DEAR EMERGENCY WORKERS."

177
00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:42,088
THAT'S A REAL NICE BELT
RUSSELL'S WEARIN'.

178
00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:45,191
I LOVE
SHOPPING HERE. ME TOO.

179
00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:48,327
IT'S SO EASY TO KEEP A
RUNNING TALLY ON WHAT YOU SPEND.

180
00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:51,063
FIFTEEN ITEMS,
FIFTEEN BUCKS.

181
00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:52,164
WILL THAT BE EVERYTHING?

182
00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,300
YES.

183
00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,269
ARE YOU SURE?

184
00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,971
I DON'T LIKE YOUR TONE.

185
00:08:59,071 --> 00:09:01,941
WHERE DID YOU GET
THAT BRACELET?

186
00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:04,644
FROM HER,
YEAH. FOR CHRISTMAS.

187
00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:06,245
REALLY?

188
00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:09,515
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN
THIS, THEN?

189
00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:20,226
WELL, I'LL HAVE TO
GO TO A SCALPER.

190
00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:23,462
ISN'T THAT WEIRD FOR YOU
TO GO TO A SCALPER?

191
00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:25,231
WHY?

192
00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:28,200
BECAUSE I'M A CREE MAN?
I RESENT THAT.

193
00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:32,305
BECAUSE YOU'RE A POLICE OFFICER
AND SCALPING TICKETS IS ILLEGAL.

194
00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,273
OH, YEAH.

195
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,542
BUT WE CAN'T MISS
THE GREY CUP.

196
00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:39,211
WHY DID WE HAVE TO GET HERE
THREE HOURS EARLY?

197
00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,547
FOR SITUATIONS
JUST LIKE THIS.

198
00:09:41,647 --> 00:09:44,083
FINE.

199
00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:47,186
WELL, THERE'S A
SCALPER OVER THERE.

200
00:09:55,995 --> 00:09:57,930
YOU'RE CALLING
YOUR MOM AGAIN?

201
00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:01,067
AH, YOU KNOW? I WANT TO USE UP
THE MINUTES.

202
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,869
SHEESH. TIME TO CUT
THE APRON STRINGS.

203
00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:08,140
OH, I CAN'T GET SERVICE.
WE'LL BE AT THE CAR SOON.

204
00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,676
YEAH.

205
00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,948
YOU KNOW, I NEVER KNEW
IT SNOWED IN VEGAS.

206
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:18,250
COME HERE AND HELP ME.

207
00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,286
WHAT ARE YA DOIN'?

208
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:23,289
HE OWES ME 20 BUCKS.
HE'D WANT ME TO TAKE IT.

209
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,790
I DON'T THINK SO.

210
00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:26,592
ALL RIGHT.

211
00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:29,729
YOU WANT TO HEAR
A FUNNY RUSSELL STORY?

212
00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:32,231
HERE'S A FUNNY RUSSELL STORY.

213
00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:35,468
IN 1963...

214
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,404
OSCAR?

215
00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:42,842
WHEN I DIE, I WANT YOU
TO HAVE MY BELT.

216
00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:48,247
THAT'S NOT A FUNNY STORY.

217
00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:51,183
COME HERE, YA LITTLE WIENER,
AND HELP ME WITH THE BELT.

218
00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:52,985
ALL RIGHT, FINE.

219
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:57,089
BUT WHEN WE GET THAT BELT
OFF HIM, I'M TAKIN' ONE
OF HIS SNOW GLOBES.

220
00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:00,826
GRAB HERE.

221
00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:02,228
THAT'S IT.

222
00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:04,664
OKAY, NOW,
ONE, TWO, THREE.

223
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,806
OKAY, WE'VE DEFINITELY
GONE FAR ENOUGH NOW.

224
00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:15,007
NO, NO.

225
00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:18,044
I--I THINK I SEE A--
I SEE IT JUST UP THERE.

226
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,248
OR MAYBE WE WALKED
PAST IT.

227
00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:26,252
I WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF
IF I LET YOU CALL A TOW TRUCK.

228
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:28,220
OH, COME ON.

229
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,489
DON'T BEAT YOURSELF
UP ABOUT IT.

230
00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:33,526
THINK OF THIS AS A--
AS AN ADVENTURE,

231
00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:35,928
YOU KNOW, WALKING ALONG,
ENJOYING NATURE.

232
00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:37,129
YEAH.

233
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,031
PHYSICAL ACTIVITY
AND DIRECT SUNLIGHT,

234
00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:40,566
TWO OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS.

235
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,568
IF YOU WERE PLAYING
THE BAGPIPES,

236
00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:44,370
THIS WOULD BE
A PERFECT DAY.

237
00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:48,441
COVER ME.
I'M GOIN' IN.

238
00:11:56,649 --> 00:12:01,087
I WOULD LIKE TO BUY SOME
MERCHANDISE FROM YOU.

239
00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:03,622
SORRY?

240
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,126
I SAID I WANT TO BUY SOME
MERCHANDISE FROM YOU.

241
00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:09,028
I'LL PAY.

242
00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:11,130
YOU CAN USE WHATEVER
WORD YOU WANT.

243
00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:12,965
I'LL PAY.

244
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,067
OKAY.

245
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,603
YOU'RE UH...

246
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,172
UNDER ARREST.

247
00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:21,707
FOR SCALPING?

248
00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:24,844
FOR SOLICITING.

249
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:38,324
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT CAUGHT
STEALIN' A DEAD GUY'S BELT.

250
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,693
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL TALK US OUT OF THIS.

251
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,094
WITH YOUR
FUNNY STORY?

252
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:44,430
HE WANTED ME TO
HAVE THAT BELT.

253
00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:47,666
OH.

254
00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:50,269
YOU KNOW HOW YOU COULD
MAKE IT FUNNIER?

255
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:56,876
OSCAR, WHEN I DIE,
I WANT YOU
TO HAVE MY BELT.

256
00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:04,650
HONK, HONK.

257
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,388
OKAY, IT'S TIME TO FACE FACTS.
MY CAR'S BEEN STOLEN.

258
00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:11,791
LET'S NOT JUMP
TO CONCLUSIONS.

259
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,592
DO YOU HAVE
A BETTER EXPLANATION?

260
00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:15,094
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

261
00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:18,197
MAYBE--MAYBE YOU LEFT IT
IN NEUTRAL AND IT ROLLED AWAY.

262
00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,833
DOWN ONE OF THESE STEEP
SASKATCHEWAN HILLS?

263
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,067
I DON'T KNOW, BRENT.

264
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:25,871
WHY WOULD SOMEONE
STEAL A CAR THAT WAS
OUT OF GAS, ANYWAY?

265
00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:28,007
I--I BETTER CALL MY MOM.

266
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:32,711
YOU CALLED A TOW TRUCK.

267
00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:34,213
YEAH.

268
00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:37,850
BUT I DIDN'T THINK THEY WERE
GOING TO COME AND TOW YOUR CAR.

269
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,852
THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED
TOW TRUCKS.

270
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,587
I'M SORRY.

271
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:45,291
IT'S ALL RIGHT. JUST CALL THEM
NOW AND WE'LL GET THE CAR BACK.

272
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,592
OKAY.

273
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:52,231
MY PHONE DOESN'T WORK.

274
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,270
LET'S HEAD BACK
TO THE FARMHOUSE.

275
00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:01,407
BRENT, YOU'RE LEAVING BEHIND
YOUR GASMAN'S BADGE OF TRIUMPH.

276
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,809
BELIEVE ME, IT WEIGHS
HEAVY ON MY CONSCIENCE.

277
00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:07,246
BUT IT WEIGHS EVEN
HEAVIER ON MY SHOULDER.

278
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,950
DO YOU EXPECT ME TO
BELIEVE THAT SOMEBODY

279
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:14,486
GAVE YOU A 99¢ BRACELET
AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT?

280
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,690
THIS IS A WASTE OF
EVERYBODY'S TIME, HUH?

281
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,092
IN THE FIVE MINUTES
WE'VE SPENT ARGUING,

282
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:22,294
WE PROBABLY ALREADY COST
THE COMPANY A DOLLAR.

283
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:23,896
THAT WOULD TAKE TEN MINUTES.

284
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,331
OH, I'M SORRY.

285
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:26,832
GIVE ME THE BRACELET.

286
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:29,335
I WOULDN'T TOUCH HER
IF I WERE YOU.

287
00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:31,370
I NEED
TO SEE IT.

288
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,172
OOF!

289
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:37,776
HONESTLY, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE A PROSTITUTE.

290
00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:39,411
I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE.

291
00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:41,814
I'M A POLICE OFFICER PRETENDING
TO BE A PROSTITUTE.

292
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,549
I KNOW, I GET THAT.

293
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:47,052
I JUST DIDN'T THINK
YOU WERE A PROSTITUTE.

294
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:50,589
THE OUTFIT REALLY
DIDN'T SELL IT FOR ME.

295
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:54,226
ARE YOU SAYIN'
I DON'T KNOW MY JOB?

296
00:14:56,528 --> 00:15:01,533
NO, I DIDN'T--I MEAN YOU--
YOU LOOK VERY TRASHY.

297
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,569
THANK YOU.

298
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:05,671
HEY, LISTEN,
OFFICER.

299
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:10,709
LOOK, I'M A COP, TOO.

300
00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:12,344
YEAH, RIGHT.

301
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:15,547
IF YOU'RE A COP, THEN
WHERE'S YOUR BADGE?

302
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,454
HEY.

303
00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:24,657
I CAN'T MAKE BAIL.

304
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,592
WHY NOT?

305
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:29,728
I MAXED MY CREDIT CARDS OUT
BUYING THOSE GREY CUP TICKETS.

306
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,467
WE'RE GOING TO BE BUSY
WITH GREY CUP ROWDIES,

307
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:37,436
SO WE'RE GOING TO LET YOU GO.

308
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,905
BUT DON'T LET IT
HAPPEN AGAIN.

309
00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:41,807
I WANT MY BELT.

310
00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:44,376
AW, OSCAR. GEEZ, MAN.
JUST LET IT GO.

311
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:48,047
RUSSELL, THE DEAD MAN, HE
WANTED ME TO HAVE THAT BELT.

312
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,348
OH, HEY, GET THIS.

313
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,984
THEY'RE WEARING THESE
FUNNY HATS, RIGHT?

314
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,987
AND THEN--HONK, HONK.

315
00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:57,456
I WANT MY BELT.

316
00:15:57,556 --> 00:16:02,461
WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE FOR
YOU AND ME TO WORK THIS OUT?

317
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,634
WHAT SIZE JACKET'S THAT?

318
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,772
WELL, NO ONE'S
AT THE HOUSE.

319
00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:16,608
OH, MY FEET
ARE KILLIN' ME.

320
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,644
MAN, TOO BAD THIS
WASN'T A WALKATHON.

321
00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:20,646
WE COULD HAVE
RAISED SOME MONEY.

322
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:24,149
YOU JUST WANTED TO GET ME OUT
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,

323
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:26,585
ANOTHER OF YOUR INNOCENT
VICTIMS, LIKE IN HIGH SCHOOL.

324
00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:30,089
IF WE WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL,
YOU'D HAVE PUT THE MOVES ON ME.

325
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:32,224
I'D LOVE TO PUT
THE MOVES ON YOU,

326
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:34,626
BUT I'VE GOT
JERRY CAN ELBOW.

327
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:37,396
YOU WANT TO PUT
THE MOVES ON ME?

328
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,131
I DIDN'T MEAN IT
LIKE THAT.

329
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:42,568
I JUST MEANT OBVIOUSLY I'D LIKE
TO PUT THE MOVES ON YOU.

330
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:45,237
RIGHT. YEAH,
YOU'VE SAID THAT TWICE.

331
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:48,607
NATURALLY I WOULD WANT
TO PUT THE MOVES ON YA.

332
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,609
THAT'S THREE TIMES.

333
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:53,012
EXPLAIN THIS
WALKATHON IDEA.

334
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,447
I HAVE TO CALL
THE COPS,
YOU KNOW?

335
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:56,749
GO RIGHT AHEAD.

336
00:16:56,749 --> 00:17:00,986
YOU WILL BE BANNED FOR LIFE
FROM ALL THE DOLLAR STORES.

337
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,789
YOU MEAN NOT ALL STORES ARE
SEPARATELY OWNED AND OPERATED?

338
00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:08,193
OH, YES, BUT WHEN IT COMES
TO MATTERS LIKE THIS,

339
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:10,596
THE DOLLAR STORES
WILL STAND UNITED.

340
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:13,132
HA-HEY-HEY,
HEY, CHAMP.
HAH-HA.

341
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,868
THAT'S--THAT'S SILLY,
ISN'T IT? YOU KNOW?

342
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:19,204
UH, WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE
YOU OUR GREY CUP TICKETS, HUH?

343
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,573
REALLY?
YEAH.

344
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:24,309
WOW.
WELL, YEAH,
O--OKAY.

345
00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:27,813
BUT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
WITH TWO TICKETS?

346
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:30,149
OKAY, I BAIL YOU OUT
WITH MY CARD,

347
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,851
BUT I GET A TRIP
WITH YOUR POINTS?

348
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:36,755
CANADA OR CONTINENTAL
U.S. SHORT HAUL?

349
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:41,393
LONG-HAUL BUSINESS CLASS
OR I WALK AWAY RIGHT NOW.
OKAY, FINE.

350
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:43,028
LET'S JUST GET
OUT OF HERE.

351
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:45,164
NEXT?

352
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:48,033
HI. I'D LIKE TO--

353
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,234
HELLO?

354
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:52,604
I JUST SCORED TWO TICKETS
TO THE GREY CUP.
WANT TO GO?

355
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,939
SURE.

356
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,877
HEY.

357
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,215
YOU DON'T THINK I'M WORTH
PUTTIN' THE MOVES ON?

358
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:05,551
NO, IT'S NOT THAT.

359
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:09,254
IT'S JUST THAT I'M LACKING
IN THE MOVE DEPARTMENT.

360
00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:11,657
WELL, YOU'VE
NEVER EVEN TRIED.

361
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:14,593
YOU KNOW, THAT KINDA MAKES
A GIRL FEEL UNAPPRECIATED.

362
00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:17,296
YOU'RE NOT UNAPPRECIATED.
TRUST ME.

363
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:20,833
I MEAN YOU'RE SMART,
YOU'RE PRETTY,

364
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,469
WE HAVE LOTS OF FUN TOGETHER.

365
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:26,738
AS FAR AS I KNOW, WE'RE
NOT RELATED IN ANY WAY.

366
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,743
THEN WHY NOT?

367
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:38,250
HEY, CAROLINE.
WHAT ARE YOU--

368
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:41,120
OH, SORRY. I THOUGHT
YOU WERE MY COW.

369
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:49,695
I GOT MY BELT AND I GOT RID
OF THAT STUPID JACKET.

370
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:51,930
THIS IS THE BEST
DAY OF MY LIFE.

371
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,932
YOU GOT THE TICKETS?

372
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,569
CRAP!

373
00:18:57,669 --> 00:18:59,605
HEY, RANDY.

374
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,373
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAN.

375
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,275
OH. THANK YOU.

376
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:09,815
GREY CUP TICKETS?

377
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,350
WELL, YEAH.

378
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,085
ALL RIGHT!

379
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:15,921
IF WE HURRY, WE CAN
STILL MAKE KICK OFF.

380
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,229
I STILL GET THE FLIGHT,
THOUGH, RIGHT?

381
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:28,267
WELL, I GOT
SOME GOOD NEWS.

382
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:31,036
IT ISN'T THE ENGINE THAT'S
BROKEN. IT'S THE GAS GAUGE.

383
00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:32,571
BUT DON'T WORRY.

384
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:35,374
I GOT A JERRY CAN
IN THE BACK.

385
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,913
WAIT FOR IT.

386
00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:45,517
WHAT THE HECK?
IT'S EMPTY.

387
00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:56,228
YEAH, THAT WAS
A GOOD GREY CUP.

388
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:57,629
SURE WAS.

389
00:19:57,629 --> 00:20:00,365
I'LL SEE YOU IN TWO WEEKS.
I'M GOING TO HAWAII.

390
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:01,466
DON'T RUB IT IN.

391
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,869
BEST GAME EVER,
EH, HANK?

392
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,704
YEAH, SURE, OSCAR.

393
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,806
I REALLY ENJOYED IT, TOO.

394
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:10,042
YEAH. TOO BAD, THOUGH,
WE COULDN'T SIT TOGETHER.

395
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,243
LET'S GO.

396
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,445
WELL, I'M GOING
TO THE BAR.

397
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,281
YEAH, I'LL BE THERE
IN A SECOND.

398
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:23,889
HEY.

399
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:26,024
HEY.

400
00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:28,093
YOU KNOW WHAT?

401
00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:31,830
I WAS THINKING WE SHOULD
GO TO A FOOTBALL GAME
FOR REAL SOMETIME.

402
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,865
YEAH? OH, THAT
WOULD BE GREAT.

403
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:37,169
AND MAYBE THIS TIME ALL EIGHT
OF US CAN ACTUALLY GO TOGETHER.

404
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:38,904
ALL EIGHT OF US?

405
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,206
OR IT DOESN'T HAVE
TO BE ALL EIGHT.

406
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:43,008
NO. NO, THAT WOULD BE GOOD.

407
00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:44,243
OR, I DON'T KNOW.

408
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,844
IT'S OKAY.

409
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,779
IT'S LIKE AT THE FARM,
YOU KNOW?

410
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:50,582
I MEAN SOMETIMES THINGS HAPPEN
AND SOMETIMES THEY DON'T.

411
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,685
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA
JUST SEIZE THE MOMENT.

412
00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:55,420
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

413
00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:59,625
GEEZ, THAT CAR
HAD ALASKA PLATES.

414
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,427
HOW FAR AWAY ARE WE
FROM ALASKA?

415
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,763
I'M GOING TO
CALL IT A NIGHT.

416
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:07,633
I'LL SEE YA TOMORROW?

417
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,211
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